The English V2K transcrpit - sample

I'm selling 2 Japanese V2K transcriptions and the next one would be ready by the next week. I tried to see how it goes with English V2K speakers. Here is the sample. Would you like to buy a book if it got over 200 pages? My Japanese ones are usually 5-6pages per a day transcription and about a month length. The Japanese one got about 220,000 words in average. Not but for about 10€ for sure even in E-book format.

Oct 8th, 2013 6.40pm

„I really love my daughter and I must tell lies at the church.“

„ We need to take the people out because they are assholes.“

“We just need to locate her hard drive.“

„It could contain the crucial data about Dr. English-Lueck.“

„I don't think so.“

„This is so stupid (expressing what I'm writing in German comma format „“)“

„Ah, it works great. (after I tried to type „ and then “ showed up)“

„So, you can replace them with the search and replace functions.“

„I seriously need to know how to type like you. I'm quite UN-educated, you know.“

„I'm American, you know what, I'm a Black. I'm just a kid anymore and do HEIL HITLER thing.“

„You sounds retarded to me.“

„Are you guys alright?“

„Take out the headphones.“

„Miyoko is typing what we are talking.“

„Oh- me-n.“

„Oh, Subway, alright, let's go. Every one left from the store.“

„Oh, dear.“

„What happened?“

„We got search and warrant thing but the officer got scared on what she made.“

„She got nothing. No reason to stay.“

„Yah-yah. You can go away the travelers but that is bad for the local businesses, you know.“

„I kinda like your writing about Obama. That's bullshit that they realized that he does not belong to us because of the different religious interest.“

„Yeah, Homeland guys found it stupid.“

„Hahahah.“

„They shut up-ed. After USA made a big mistake on you. You better hating the Croatians than Russians.“

„Russians got mad about what happened.“

„Dr. Bill Gates made a stupid mistake.“

„You know what, your name is erased from the Catholic church, um, based on, the brasphiracy.“

„Ah, yeah, are we going to bring her to the military camp yet?“

„I don't think so. She likes our food.“

„Oh, yeah... She likes Ron Paul. Alright.“
„Kids got problem now. She hates Bill Gates or what?“

„I don't think so.“

„If he hate her.. „

„Oh, snitch jacket, oi oi oi oi.“

„Grupa (Stupid in Croatian), ok?“

„No, Gruppa. Group associations“

„ANHI“

„So?“

„What is that?“

„You know what? That was the hate crime.“

„Nah, I think you better go. It's a damn shit to stay so much time in Subway with one jacket.“

„Teenagers are assholes here.“

„keimusho ike-! (Go to jail in Japanese)“

„Hey, someone shouted in Japanese right?“

„Ah, that works also.“

„But it is funny to hear our voices directly, huh?“

„No, suicidal rates on veterans are right. „

„Soitsura wa gomi da. (They are trashes in Japanese)“

„I need a lobotomy here.“

October 8th, 2013 19.45pm

„No, no, no.“

„We are not allowed to tell anything crucial information about us.“

„Es tut mir Leid. (I'm sorry: German)“

„Military permission kommt (comes: German)“

„Are you sure she is schreiben uber uns (writing about us)?“

„Ja, genau. (yes, it is).“

„Alright, shall we switched to millionaire’s theory?“

„I'm a political science major and from Massachusetts lab.“

„Oh, damn honest, baby.“

„We need to eliminate the military budget with the citizens' wealth. That's how our society belongs to and how we are rebuilding the New World Order thing.“

„Our concern is her mental starbiliness.“

„I'm a billionaire here in the Gates Association. We are learning the ultimate technology here.“

„We need to evacuate you in case you are really crucial to the Christianity.“

„You know, we can see what you read or write on the computer screen we see in our mind image.“

„It's a NASA technology.“

„Warum nicht Warez?“

„I don't think so. It's entirely free software.“

„Why not?“

„I don't see any illegal activities here.“

„She is seeing the computer screen all the time and perhaps chatting with the bots out there.“

„Heil Hitler.“

„Ue no hito wa sou. (Upper people are like that: Japanese)“

„Anyway, I need to evacuate you from Romania.“

„Nazis Leute sind night geduldig. (Nazis people are not merciful)“

„I really sorry but your budget is shrinking due to the miner brain damage.“

„So far, so good. Let's chat.“

„We erased the mosaic on your tits.“

„The social evacuation unit is now working, ok. In the UK.“

„You never ever realized that the teppan (iron board) in Fukushima corrupted in this way and crashing few thousands of capsuls under the roof.“

„Kaisha no jigyou ni Nouyaku sanpu ga attano oboeteru? Are, ushi no hito ni yarasetano. (Do you remember that the company had a operation of spraying the agricultural chemical? That one, we led the cow people (Swiss?) to take care: Japanese)“

„Are you serious? It's slow für uns.“

„Ah, you are writing hand puppets.“

„Ok, talk down. We got her body records on a public domain. And we need to erase her memory about the Chinese mafia.“

„There is no way that is possible.“

„How did you learn Spanish?“

„I really need to talk to you in Spanish.“

„The millionaire’s theory is like this. Any people, no problem without food or gold.“

„We asked to take the blood samples from her body now.“

„Well, see ya later. I got meeting up in hand.“

„Rice curry.“

„Oh, nice. I will make it in paprika.“

„Better than the normal steamed rice inside.“

„We are all liers, nicht.“

„When did you smoke?“

„We need a legal representative from now on. The Bill Gate's case is secruded from our car.“

„German Intelligence went back to the Balkans.“

„Nimotsu no naka ni Nihon-tou ga hoshii (We want a Japanese sword in the luggage: Japanese).“

„Koreans are Jubel Mensch and Japanisch nicht, OK? (Kreans are sprior people and Japanese are not, OK?)“

„There are some people complaining about paranoia in the train station but you are normal.“

„What is the problem?“

„She does not smoke.“

„Then?“

„What kind of assholes are they?“

„They want millionaire's right down for the protection. Papst wanted uns nicht mehr (no more).“

„Are you sure?“

„There are some things worse than going to the military camp.“

„This is the king of the budget, yah.“

„They killed Muslims but not a single Christians in the lab.“

„So?“

„I don't think so. We suspected her for the millionaire’s concern and used the budget and late on the report.“

„She visited mosque on September 11th, right?“
„No. She attended the mass and her pigeon baby died.“

„No way.“

„But the blog posting proves that and that was the Papst(pope)'s concern.“

„Then?“

„We need a single mature woman for the over protective family.“

„That girl is insane. She was firing a gun at us.“

„Oh, never mind.“

„You know, that is the mind trick.“

„Who is wearing the hat?“

„That's all Caucasians' dream.“

„Single mothers are more like beggars.“

„They hate the retarded kids.“

„No matter what they do, they cannot go up. That's enough for uns.“

„United States got so much problem because of what you wrote, ok? Single word and such a strong and strange reaction on the Face Book.“

„I need to know where your „Catzkiller“ nick name came from.“

„Are you lunatic?“

„I don't think so.“

„I'm seriously sorry. The upper limb movement was unnatural, yes.“

„She gotta kidding, what kind of woman was she?“

„She hated cats because it ate pigeons.“

„Ah-huh!“

„Nothing new. That's just a game character, alright?“

„Ah, single word with so much sensibility and stability.“

„We never ever expected you to grow this much, even in the Russian lab, she is the winner.“

„So far, you are like a Snowden, right?“

„I need to know where your driver's license is.“

„She is working and exploiting our speech.“

„For the next four decades, I'm sure beggars will be kicked out from the society for sure and the Neko (Muslims/cats) will be on the throns.“

„This is the United State's message: Get out from Romania as quick as possible.“

„Aright.“

„Oide yo Turkey ni (Come to Turkey: Japanese)“

„I think she can be kicked by now if she hates Barak Obama.“

„Barak Obama is Muslim so she can hate him like that way.“

„Hahahahaha.“

„Wait a minute, was it really expensive? The Uhr(watch)?“
„It's not Casio.“

„You are damn funny in the locals. She ates quite well and likes speaking up what it is.“

„The normal foreigners do not appreciate such yummy Romanish Essen (food: German).“

„We opened the envelop inside of the baby trunk.“

„Nothing new.“

„We are evaporating in Fukushima. Meow.“

„Russian embassy got Romanian philosopher's stone.“

„What?“

„There is the dust sweeping with steam technique, yes. That makes things all new and freash on the site.“

„I got it.“

„I'm late to the class, ciao.“

„We got problem like this way. We made a leaflet and it did not apply to you and the milionaires' numbers were shrunk.“

„Sxxx Fxxx is no longer accepted in the Music Industry. She got fired.“

„Ah, old 30s lady, huh?“

„Nice joke.“

„They made a lunatic out from the church last night.“

„Yeah, all knows.“

„Only the followers of Jesus can go this much far and understanding the law of the universe.“

„I do agree with that.“

„But no more, lady. Retarded asshole should be returned to earth.“

„Ah, go back to century rehabilitation.“

„Never mind. We got steel thing damaged in Fukushima and few million watts lost.“

„Oh my god.“

„There are things we need to concern. We cannot talk to a junkie like you.“

„Ok. We got make her to be on list no more.“

„The gum is better than a sweet.“

„We agree. It helps to reduce the thirst.“

„I found it best.“

„The millionaire’s trick got so screwed with your knowlege of the universe.“

„Eternity comes from where?“

„God's will, huh? Nice.“

„I will really really envy of you.“

„The United States saw the big bang on the floor, OK? Then millions of lives could go into one bottle.“

„The chain gang is osoroshiizo (scary : Japanese)“

„What should we do? I got some Nazis papers going on.“

„I don't think so.“

„She can rewrite this one.“

„But this is too much for us.“

„Ah, Swiss Army is not really retarded enough. They have no more concern of you.“

„They got Zenigata Heiji (an old Japanese detective character) going to Fukushima now.“

„They will be awarded if they follow the Hitler.“

„I never thought this is quite fun talking to you.“

„You never ever get serious about chain gang, ok?“

„I seriously love sweet potatoes. „

„In the next big bang, everything is over till Hiroshima.“

„There is no chance for you to go to a jail. There is no single damn little hint on this one.“

„No...“

„There is a cap on you as a 'Nazis gang'.“

„No way. She is a prisoner on ice.“

„Not a single bat on her.“

„That's enough you guys.“

„We are phantoms.“

„There was the war and we won against the United States and we killed the millionaires who are opposing to us. There is never ever go back in this time.“

„You are really a mature terrorist.“

„They say, she is not a chain gang member.“

„Enough cesium around the country, huh?“

„How rude calling Japanese as cesium eater.“

„Hahahahaha.“

„We are not eating not only cesium but also uranium and so on.“

„So, they are radio active eaters, then.“

„No. Only the reed makes a matter to our body.“

„Inside no more, right?“

„You got nothing to be protective against us.“

„There is a strike zone for you; stripped search.“

„Only the cucumber part was peed in Subway, huh?“

„That's right.“

„Oh, you sick bastard.“

„Hey, that's not what we want. We shouldn't denounce unser Geschaft (our company).“

„Why not?“

„They got be kidding, will this be published soon?“

„I'm from Chicago, Illinois.“

„Illinois got French accent, huh.“

„No way.“

„Hahahahaha.“

„Cherokies. Geronimo.“

„Alles schrecht in Richtschreibungen. (All bad in right spellings: German)“

„Konoko wa erai onniisan ni kama kakerarete na. (This kid got some attention from the brother: Japanese)“

„Noumiso tapun tapun ni surumade nomasete yare. (Let her drink till the brain makes splashs plashs)“

„Gaikou kan no oya ga leader na case ga ooinyo. (Many cases got the leader who is the diplomat and parent: Japanese)“

„Wait a minute, we are not the gag.“

„Elites are trained well to survive, ok?“

„Normal Leute – nihon jin. (Normal people – Japanese)“

„You are all along the Sxxxx's case.“

„I thought her really normal and respectful about us.“

„They got scared of what you shared yesterday.“

„How many millionaires left from the WWII?“

„No way, we got problem.“

„Is this Nazis conversation?“

„Hahahahaha.“

„I don't like why Bill Gates got into this.“

„Oh, he is millionaire and has right to get the crucial data from us.“

„I do.“

„We need some antidote here.“

„Help me. You never ever lied, right?“

„How dare millionaires are so retarded now a days?“

„They are retarded due the mind control.“

„We know not. We just got problem of our Nazis identity.“

„Japan, no more. If you speak about the first generation misery.“

„Not all of them went through the stripping off.“

„Japones. I seriously admire you. What you wrote to Leo.“

„He is a noble.“

„So?“

„Game over.“

„You won.“

„She has nothing to do with him at all.“

„One of the retarded kids from Japanese ancestry, huh?“

„No gymnasium or higher education, no interest, no intelligent. Even Nazis knows it well.“

„Only the chance to be winner is the Einstein case.“

„Hahahahaha.“

„There are some really rich people who want to step on others to make them rich more.“

„You got careful about the horse thing about Croatia.“

„Romania got horses, too.“

„Well, that is how Count Dracula traveling around.“

„You have no protection in Transylvania.“

„They are really mean to you.“

„Only the thing is the raisins. They are good without seasoning.“

„Ah, that's what the Germans would be kept alive.“

„So far, so good.“

„So, the next topic would be the Nazis in Transylvania, then.“

„What a joke.“